The Holy Clearwater Republic of Grand Abaco is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Helen Jimenez with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 10.538 billion Grand Abacoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freeport. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Grand Abacoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,157 trillion GADS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,797 GADS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The diplomatic corps stinks, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-GAD treacle machine, and cops shout apologies with every swing of their baton. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand Abaco's national animal is the Iguana, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Grand Abaco is ranked 25,732^nd in the world and 39^th in The Free Nations Region for Highest Food Quality, scoring 92.04 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.